were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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