Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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