Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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