On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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