I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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