Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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