seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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