She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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