His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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