never play flip cup with pint glasses
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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