We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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