She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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