Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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