How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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