She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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