if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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