that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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