in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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