what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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