Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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