Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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