Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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