me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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