there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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