i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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