I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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