But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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