Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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