i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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