I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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