Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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