weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize