just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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