I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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