$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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