Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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