I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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