ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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