Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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