i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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