woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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