What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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