Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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