I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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