NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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