Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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