This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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