he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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