I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Blood and glitter go together right?
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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