So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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